Vito Week Two, Day One
Iv managed to clock up 750miles in my first week. And have also discovered a real Bugbear.
You've guessed it with the doors. Well its not the doors really its the public. They insist on trying to pull them open and push them shut. Its winding me up no end. I even had some old posh tart last night. That had more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum. And must of had three shredded wheat for breakfast. Yanking away trying her best to pull the damn thing off its hinges. she didn't look like she had a yank in her.
Work was a whole lot better tonight. But it helps I suppose if your behind the wheel. And not sat in some Cosy cinema somewhere stuffing your face with popcorn. I even got a radio job home. God knows they have become as Scarce as rocking horse shit.
Anyway a pretty uneventful evening. Growing accustomed to my new office. Iv never heard "Its so big" so many times in my life. I suppose like many other things in my life. Over time it will become like egg and chips. And it wont even get a mention.
So until next time "Let's be careful out there" Ciao Bella.
You've guessed it with the doors. Well its not the doors really its the public. They insist on trying to pull them open and push them shut. Its winding me up no end. I even had some old posh tart last night. That had more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum. And must of had three shredded wheat for breakfast. Yanking away trying her best to pull the damn thing off its hinges. she didn't look like she had a yank in her.
Work was a whole lot better tonight. But it helps I suppose if your behind the wheel. And not sat in some Cosy cinema somewhere stuffing your face with popcorn. I even got a radio job home. God knows they have become as Scarce as rocking horse shit.
Anyway a pretty uneventful evening. Growing accustomed to my new office. Iv never heard "Its so big" so many times in my life. I suppose like many other things in my life. Over time it will become like egg and chips. And it wont even get a mention.
So until next time "Let's be careful out there" Ciao Bella.
posted by Chris at
02:44
4 Comments:
i went down to penso a few weeks ago the factory that makes this and i think they have done a good job with it...............
I get told "it's so big" all the time and I'm not even behind the wheel when it happens!!!
Yeah you do Carl.
Were'nt you born in Littlehampton....?
You've guessed it with the doors. Well its not the doors really its the public. They insist on trying to pull them open and push them shut. Its winding me up no end. I even had some old posh tart last night. That had more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum. And must of had three shredded wheat for breakfast. Yanking away trying her best to pull the damn thing off its hinges. she didn't look like she had a yank in her.
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