NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

The Zombies were out in force tonight,
Work wise a very busy night as would be expected for this time of year
a pretty uneventful night until knocking off time
When my time came to go home i decided to look for a job on the radio to take me home,
the terminal flashed up Hippodrome Leicester square to pinner
I'll have some of that i thought, it was booked for 1am experience has taught me they never come out on time,
I had to wait on the cranbourne st taxi rank with a name board for my man, i endured 40minutes of No joke Zombies, coming up to the window slurring all sorts of destinations, & insults when i said i was booked,
But the Oscar for the Zombie of the night, had to go to this Blond bird that came up to me dressed as a banana with her bloke dressed as an apple, Slurring are you going Hic West HIC Burp PLAZE, No sorry love im booked, to which she replied well if he don't turn up can we take you, But he will says i, But if he don't says she, i said he definitely will its an account job, Screaming at the top of her voice she say's "nothings flucking definite"
One thing is i said ,Banana replies whats that "You fucking definitely ain't getting in this cab, I nearly pissed myself when she started saying your a prick
Have you looked in the mirror lately i said & im a prick
Anyway the Apple pulled the Banana away
& i eventually got my job home to Harrow
So there you have it Until the next time Good Health to all