COCK"A" DOODLE DOO
My life is complete COCK"A" DOODLE DOO
Since deciding to go back on nights iv realised what iv been missing,
Far less traffic and to top all that Spurs are Gonna win the league
Ever the ultimate optimist
every night so far iv had a nice long job that's payed well
Wednesday night after dropping off in Hackney,
i spun around and these four guys flagged me down
every night so far iv had a nice long job that's payed well
Wednesday night after dropping off in Hackney,
i spun around and these four guys flagged me down
(NEWS FLASH as i write this Spurs have just gone one up at Fulham)
anyway they wanted to go to Croydon, i had trouble seeing a line, so rang old reliable
Mr Knowledge himself Carlos AKA londoncabby
who assured me the best way was down to the elephant and as he Say's then "STRAIGHT UP THE MIDDLE BOY" anyway eventually i arrived on the outskirts of Croydon i asked what way to go, and they didn't seem sure Being a little worse for wear, after a night on the Piss, They said do you know such and such road, i said you gotta be joking, so on went the old Satnav VITAL PIECE OF HARDWARE for jobs such as these, first postcode tapped in i was flying now Satnav pops up turn left ,i turn left "Where the fuck are you going" Satnav said turn left Say's i, "I don't give a fuck what that Say's" said he "its fucking right do a U-turn", I remain calm and do a U-turn, at this point iv lost all faith in the old Satnav anyway we eventually end up in Shirley Croydon, one guy gets out Then postcode number two to Sth Croydon, Third one went to Kenley and then finally To Reigate, Earning in one Job what would take Two thirds of a day of stressful traffic jamming Grief in the daytime
Mr Knowledge himself Carlos AKA londoncabby
who assured me the best way was down to the elephant and as he Say's then "STRAIGHT UP THE MIDDLE BOY" anyway eventually i arrived on the outskirts of Croydon i asked what way to go, and they didn't seem sure Being a little worse for wear, after a night on the Piss, They said do you know such and such road, i said you gotta be joking, so on went the old Satnav VITAL PIECE OF HARDWARE for jobs such as these, first postcode tapped in i was flying now Satnav pops up turn left ,i turn left "Where the fuck are you going" Satnav said turn left Say's i, "I don't give a fuck what that Say's" said he "its fucking right do a U-turn", I remain calm and do a U-turn, at this point iv lost all faith in the old Satnav anyway we eventually end up in Shirley Croydon, one guy gets out Then postcode number two to Sth Croydon, Third one went to Kenley and then finally To Reigate, Earning in one Job what would take Two thirds of a day of stressful traffic jamming Grief in the daytime
NEWSFLASH Spurs have just gone two up
Things are looking UP, "COME ON YOU SPURS"
Things are looking UP, "COME ON YOU SPURS"
NORMAL SERVICE HAS BEEN RESUMED it ended up 3-3
Merchants
posted by Chris at
14:40
3 Comments:
I'd never have the patience to be a cabby. Couldn't put up with the rudeness!
Like your blog, miss London like mad so it's nice to read what you cabbies see :)
Hi girl next door, Thanks for your comment, i have to admit i do struggle with Patience and Tolerance, and its not alway's i have the ability to remain calm in these situations,But a nice payoff at the end of the Journey is a pretty good Pursuader Take care.
Stop playin with yer todger and get out to work
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